Weasel Slapper

A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.

Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Salad Slapper

An insult toward someone meaning they slap vaginas. (Not in a nice or kinky slap either. Just a mean harsh kinda "Fuck you" slap.)

"GET OUT A HERE YA SALAD SLAPPER!"

(Past tense)
"Oh yeah! I just salad slapped those bitches!"

by Fatdog700 March 2, 2018

Coochie Slapper

To treat coochie with respect, but at the same time play with it intensely.

"I SURE COOCHIE SLAPPED MY GIRL LAST NIGHT"

"Brian sure is a coochie slapper!"

by Glossoholic September 25, 2018

Portable slapper

That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.

Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!

by Phizgig April 20, 2020

Dirty Ham Slapper

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.

Dirty Ham Slapper Whore Dirty Vagina Vagina Masturbation

by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010

two slapper

term used by investigators to describe a suspect/target who requires one slap to start him talking and a second slap to shut him up...

The cops knew their prayers were answered when they realized Carl was a two slapper...

by sheila in the car May 18, 2009

slapper

an english term for a real slut

wow, that girls a proper slapper

by beat beat your meat August 3, 2003