Simon Kenton

Where erryone is getting preggo, it even has a day care!

Simon Kenton

by Living the Life Lydia August 17, 2009

Simon

A cute, easygoing boy with many layers. He who tries his best to please his friends and everybody that he loves. He is very silly and funny, with a kid-like sense of humor. The best boyfriend material in existence. Maybe not a hunk, but definitely a keeper.

He can be a little bit grumpy sometimes. Becomes a sourpuss from little things that other people probably wouldn’t even notice.

Still, when it comes to his lover, he has a heart bigger than anyone on this planet. He will spend his life looking for someone to give all his love to. He won’t ever do them wrong. He will always be there.

His innocence and simplicity needs to be protected because it’s incredibly special and rare.

What? You don’t know what Pegging is? You’re definitely a Simon.

Did you just bring me flowers out of no where? Oh, Simon!

by Pai_it_right December 9, 2019

Shimoli

A beautiful girl who many love and envy. Well known for her interesting sense of humor and uniqueness that people strive to find within themselves. Has a bad attitude with some but it only draws more peoples attention to her. Is cunning and sneaky, giving her an easy time getting away with things she should not be doing.
Pretty much, a Shimoli is a young attractive girl who many people wish to be like.

-look at her, she is perfect. i wonder who she could be?!
-well isn't it obvious? she's Shimoli.

by aeriebaby July 30, 2009

Simona

A girl thats, funny, amazing, and supercool. Is a very rare person, being a nerd while being incredibly pretty and cute
Perfect Girlfriend Material!

Dude 1: Woah, who's that girl going in to the game store?

Dude 2: Wow, she's cute! She must be a Simona.

by Grimwood108 June 9, 2011

Simone

Simone is a girl who is fun to be around and talk to and has a good sense of humour and loves to make jokes, she is very social with a beatiful body but doesnt worry about what she eats, She can be quiet sometimes but it doesnt mean she isnt up for making jokes or having fun, She is practicly the best person in the world.

Guy1: Wow, look at her i bet her name's Simone
Guy2: Yea i bet ur right

by Orzo October 19, 2008

Shimongoo

The name of a drink that involves placing, 3 bottled Alcopops ideally of 3 different flavours, that are turned upside down in a pint glass. Then consumed rapidly through 1 or 2 straws in order to prevent the glass over flowing.

Jonny: 'Mate get to the bar, we're doing Shimongoos'
Phil: 'Why?'
Jonny: 'Because we're Lads.'

by wyndow October 10, 2011

Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

by Reubens-world September 6, 2013