monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

Mc skidmark

A full sender from willow grove pa aka also known as skids

Ed:wanna go the shop after school?
Skid:fucking bet

“Mc Skidmark is on the beat”

by Bop shop April 30, 2019

political skidmark

A person who hears a political sound bite and tries to proffer a cogent argument with no other data to support his claim. Typically a Kool-Aid drinker, a poseur, trying to impress who inevitably falls flat on his ass.

"You called him a war monger, give me an example". "He likes war". "You are such a political skidmark!"

by RHS2014 March 14, 2014

Skidmark

A brown boy who loves getting his asshole cleaned out by tortas.

Damn, skidmark back at it again with the plus sized queens.

by RealTruth.com April 18, 2025

Skidmark

The mark of a no good pedophile that probably fucks dogs and cums in socks

that jackson guy over there’s a real skidmark

by Shaft Mahone March 30, 2023

skidmark moore

when someone poops themselves then plays a sport with the shit in there pants

Hes a skidmark moore!

by Jaydon mossgogg October 27, 2025

Skidmark

A Skidmark is an ass kisser, Dick Rider, cheerleader Bench Player, synchophant, etc. Skidmarks always knows someone that can do something he/she can't do.

You will find Skidmarks hanging around social media platforms kissing worthless people/entertainers asses. Skidmarks will write glowing reviews thinking that a famous person/personality will hear about it and praise them for their efforts

Pernell is such a Skidmark since he snitched on me to the supervision and got promoted..

You're roundhouse is not too bad, but I know a guy with a killer roundhouse. Quit being Buzzkill, you Skidmark.

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018