monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

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Skidmark

A brown boy who loves getting his asshole cleaned out by tortas.

Damn, skidmark back at it again with the plus sized queens.

by RealTruth.com April 18, 2025

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skidmark love

when a girl takes off her filthy panties and places the skidmark over her lovers nose and pushes down on it while riding his hard cock.

those two are into skidmark love.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

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A metric to measure the actions and in-actions of powerful organisations and big business on the Climate crisis.
Used to compare the climate actions and inactions of those with power vs the everyday actions of individuals to reduce their carbon footprints.
Includes systemic actions and inactions as well as policy.

We're worried about our carbon footprints. Are those with power doing enough about their carbon skidmarks?

by climnate123456789 January 11, 2024

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Skidmark

A Skidmark is an ass kisser, Dick Rider, cheerleader Bench Player, synchophant, etc. Skidmarks always knows someone that can do something he/she can't do.

You will find Skidmarks hanging around social media platforms kissing worthless people/entertainers asses. Skidmarks will write glowing reviews thinking that a famous person/personality will hear about it and praise them for their efforts

Pernell is such a Skidmark since he snitched on me to the supervision and got promoted..

You're roundhouse is not too bad, but I know a guy with a killer roundhouse. Quit being Buzzkill, you Skidmark.

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018

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