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Skidmaker

Synonym for asshole. The source of underwear skid marks.
Take a shower and don't forget to clean the skidmaker.
by frelled April 10, 2009
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Skid Mark

When someone does not wipe all the poopies out of there butt after a shit and it stains there underwear.
Kiersten : Oh Chad let's get naked and Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Chad : Oh baby you don't have to tell me that twice!!!
Kiersten : Oh that's gross you have Skid Marks on your undies!
Chad : Yeah I had Mexican for lunch and been shitin all day can't seem to get all the poop wiped out!
Kiersten : Uh go take A shower or no fucky!
Chad : Maybe you can join me and scrub all the poopies out for me!
Kiersten : Uh Go Fuck Yourself!
by SlopNChop May 11, 2017
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skid mark

A fecal stain that is visible on one's undergarments.

Also presents in a less structural (and lesser known) form, typically developed from excessive "dry farting". In this form, the skidmark develops in a larger region, yet its definition is not as clear. Essentially, it is representative of a consistent gaseous pounding of one's underpants over a long period of time, and while fairly rare, is unmistakable. Usually, this effect is understandable to about 1/10th of all humans.
I just ran a red light and blasted a massive skid mark all over my BVD's.
by A. Boyd January 13, 2007
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4 lane skid mark

After leaving a huge crap in the toilet you proceed to flush, the poo leaves a mark on the base of the toilet so large it covers it entirely.
I just left a 4 lane skid mark in shitter.
by Phlapjax March 17, 2009
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skid mark

n. Poo poo stain in the seat of one's underpants.
I don't wipe; I've learned to live with the skid mark.
by The Grammar Nazi December 19, 2001
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Boston skid mark

A male sexual manoeuvre that involves defacating before the encounter and skipping the wipe, then proceeding to mount one's partner in "la cubana" fashion (more commonly known as "titty fucking"). The after-effects of such a manouevre tend to leave your mark, in this case the Boston skid mark.
Oh bra everything was going so nice until she started pushing for a Boston skid mark. I had to bail.
by todasky January 9, 2009
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Oklahoma Skid Mark

When an individual gets head with a poopy butt, preferably on white bedsheets. When you finish inspect the skid mark your partner left on the bed.
Oh no honey you left a “Oklahoma Skid Mark” on my new bed sheets!!!
by PTU LEGEND July 27, 2023
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