Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.
Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry
by brownie hound April 30, 2003
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Orange Skidmark

A colloquial term used to affectionately describe the 45th President of the United States.
I was stuck in an elevator one time with the Orange Skidmark, man was that a ripe trip in hell.
by Phenakism December 26, 2023
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political skidmark

A person who hears a political sound bite and tries to proffer a cogent argument with no other data to support his claim. Typically a Kool-Aid drinker, a poseur, trying to impress who inevitably falls flat on his ass.
"You called him a war monger, give me an example". "He likes war". "You are such a political skidmark!"
by RHS2014 March 04, 2014
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skidmark love

when a girl takes off her filthy panties and places the skidmark over her lovers nose and pushes down on it while riding his hard cock.
those two are into skidmark love.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022
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Skidmark

The mark of a no good pedophile that probably fucks dogs and cums in socks
that jackson guy over there’s a real skidmark
by Shaft Mahone March 31, 2023
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Skidmark

A Skidmark is an ass kisser, Dick Rider, cheerleader Bench Player, synchophant, etc. Skidmarks always knows someone that can do something he/she can't do.

You will find Skidmarks hanging around social media platforms kissing worthless people/entertainers asses. Skidmarks will write glowing reviews thinking that a famous person/personality will hear about it and praise them for their efforts
Pernell is such a Skidmark since he snitched on me to the supervision and got promoted..

You're roundhouse is not too bad, but I know a guy with a killer roundhouse. Quit being Buzzkill, you Skidmark.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 06, 2018
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Mc skidmark

A full sender from willow grove pa aka also known as skids
Ed:wanna go the shop after school?
Skid:fucking bet

Mc Skidmark is on the beat
by Bop shop May 01, 2019
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