When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.
Girl 1: How was the rink?
Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.
Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.
by NotASkater January 24, 2009
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"What did you watch? Snowboarding?"
"No, the fagure skating competition."
"What did you watch? Snowboarding?"
"No, the fagure skating competition."
by Olympicfan February 18, 2010
Get the Fagure Skating mug.by Yarden Miller July 16, 2006
Get the jam skating mug.when one of your friends ditches you at a party to leave with some guy they just met, without telling you.
by tonidanza November 18, 2009
Get the skanking off mug.A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.
Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.
Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.
(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.
by Gumpless January 31, 2014
Get the Skating Ghost mug.The only job MC Aircrew does successfully. Aircrew are the Tony Hawks of the military. They are professional skaters. They can skate through all weather and conditions. They all hide and sleep, play on phones, or go back to their rooms and watch movies. They will do anything and say anything to not have to work.
Gunny: Hey Marines time for the gradiation run.
Aircrew Students: *All run to back room and begin the skating process of hiding and getting out of work and PT.
Gunny: Hey Marines we need to clean.
Aircrew students: *All become sick and skate to Nomi and Branch Medical to get out of working*
Aircrew Students: *All run to back room and begin the skating process of hiding and getting out of work and PT.
Gunny: Hey Marines we need to clean.
Aircrew students: *All become sick and skate to Nomi and Branch Medical to get out of working*
by Lance Corndog of Aircrew January 5, 2017
Get the Skating mug.Scan•thina(n.)- A woman who enjoys smoking scante (Meth) with anyone who she can benift from. Usually not her own dope and as soon as the scantes gone so is she.
1. Doger: What's up homie where's it all at??
Billy Rey: Idk skantina came over and we smoked and dipped as soon as it was all gone ..
2. Spanky: A where's that hyna Melissa
Mike: idk she busted a skantina on me.
Billy Rey: Idk skantina came over and we smoked and dipped as soon as it was all gone ..
2. Spanky: A where's that hyna Melissa
Mike: idk she busted a skantina on me.
by Skantina247 April 18, 2018
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