shrode-load

1. unit of weight that is equal to 2.3 metric tons

2. a large amount of produced commodity of a shroder member

can you get me a shrode-load of dirt?

did you see that shrode-load on her face?

by m1dn1gh7t4gg3r January 18, 2011

scrodome

A mostly bald man with a small patch of pubic-like hair on his forehead.

Shop Keeper in the Mediterranean Food Store:
Excuse me sir will you be buying of the falafels today?

Customer Ahmed: What happened to your hair?!

Shop Keeper: What are you talking about sir?

Ahmed: The top of your head looks like a scrodome - mostly hairless except for a few long curly pubes scattered about.

by scrodomocratic March 27, 2011

Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..

by fatmandy January 25, 2019

Scrodiddlyodle

A severe blow to the testicles when performing a stunt goes wrong.

"Dude, Steve is going to hit that sweet jump with his bicycle."

"Yeah, hopefully he dosnt get a scrodiddlyodle on the landing."

by Chest smacker March 9, 2019

scrodium Chloride

The saltiness from when your ball sack is sweaty

I Played 4 hours of hoops earlier now my balls are covered in scrodium chloride, I’mma have her lick it off later

by The Mocha May 30, 2019

Sird

A crossbreed of a simp and a rard.

Man look at Devin over there. He be a simp and a rard. A Sird

by Sirdlordie March 20, 2020

Shrodinger’s 420

a way of making a 4:20 smoke session that you weren't properly prepared for by not checking a clock again after seeing it says 4:20. According to Shrodinger, it is both still 4:20 and not 4:20 so long as you don’t see a clock, so take your time and smoke when ready!

Dude, we’re gonna have to do a Shrodinger’s 420 because I still have to roll a joint!

by CannaWhoopA55 April 28, 2020