singleton

A singleton is the name associated with women that only have one nipple. The name originated from England, when a girl by the name of "Singleton", who was later found to be mentally challenged, was found running down a busy motorway completely naked. The most distinguishing feature of the crazed girl was the fact that she had a large right breast and a "deflated" left which did not show any form of nipple. Thus, the term "Singleton" was born.

"Holy fuck bitch, you got a damn singleton, get off my cock!"

by Colonel Cocklong January 20, 2010

singleship

The state in which you are single while also having the traits of a relationship with one partner.

"Nah she ain't my girl, we in a singleship."

by JoeShotz September 24, 2014

Singles Artist

A music artist that can't sell enough albums to reach #1 because of their lack of promotion or large fan base, but their singles go straight to #1 because either they are good i.e. Rolling in the Deep by Adele or are generic trash like Katy Perry's Last Friday Night.

Katy Perry, Rihanna, Kesha, Pitbull are all singles artists because they can't sell an album to save their lives.

by Fabian713 August 23, 2011

Singleton

A male or a female who has no active moral, emotional or sexual partner of the opposite gender.

You singletons will never understand the feeling of having a girlfriend! I surely have one! I am not lying..

by AristotleGiovani May 31, 2020

SingleSecrets

number 1 minecraft shield pvper. legend has it he trained leytrex and owned lilmustard. I mean just ask lilmustard cuz he go owned!

SingleSecrets is very bad at minecraft

by Unchance April 20, 2021

No Singles Rule

The refusal to buy single measures for girls at the bar.
Thus them getting more drunk than they would be & POW!
It has served myself & close friends very well in the past.

Dave - "I've got a date on Friday with Sarah, but not sure how things are gonna go?"
Steve - "Mate, adopt the No Singles Rule & you're in there like swimwear!"

by LeeKrow November 14, 2010

Singletine's Day

What single un-loved social losers call Valentine's Day.

Theo *his arm all over Teresa's back* : Happy Valentine's Day, ya'll!

Mark *Rolling his eyes and looking down to his Modern Physics book*: Singletine's Day for me, Theo!

by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA February 14, 2019