by xxl84 October 11, 2009
Get the Richard Simmons Shit mug.1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs, tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.
2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.
3. The epitome of gay.
2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.
3. The epitome of gay.
1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as Devo's "Whip It" plays in the distance.
2.
Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.
3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.
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Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.
3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.
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Anatomy as stated. His tongue has seen, touched and been places many of us have only read about it books. It is an unstoppable force of nature and should be revered and celebrated as an icon and international symbol of peace.
I'm not sure what to do this weekend, but I can guarantee that I will let Gene Simmon's Tongue be my guide!
by WayneDarcy September 12, 2009
Get the Gene Simmon's Tongue mug.A filthy boy who needs to be taught a lesson; most probably with ropes, chains, leather or dripping hot candle wax. A Simmonds is also incredible in bed, as sexy as hell and will make you do dirty things.
S: "Sweetheart, let me fetch the whip, the butterscotch sauce and the double ended dildo."
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"
by MistressCupcakes November 17, 2011
Get the Simmonds mug.The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"
"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."
"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."
"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."
"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."
"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
by ellispsycho January 5, 2009
Get the Simmons Fucked mug.Simeon Soul Charger is a band from Northeast Ohio which as garnered a following similar to many mainstream groups.
Their style of music has been compared to Led Zeppelin and Coheed and Cambria's artistic storytelling.
Their style of music has been compared to Led Zeppelin and Coheed and Cambria's artistic storytelling.
Guy 1:Dude,You go to the Simeon Soul Charger concert last night?
Guy 2:Yeah,It was like Zeppelin and Coheed adopted a kid and taught them everything!
Guy 2:Yeah,It was like Zeppelin and Coheed adopted a kid and taught them everything!
by Rampageevil February 3, 2010
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