The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.

Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

by LowKeyFire January 12, 2020

scandalist

(noun) one who engages in and or causes an action or event regarded as morally or legally wrong and causing general public outrage

That girl is always up to trouble, she's such a scandalist

by triny May 30, 2012

Sandal Pimp

Derogartory term used to describe a person from the middle east. See Camel Jockey

Saddam is a camel riding sandal pimp.

by TheHose February 2, 2005

slippery sandal

when a man comes on his foot and his partner licks it off

slippery sandal: blow job of the toes

by soup of the day September 28, 2009

Scandanavian Dragon

When a girl gives you head and right when you cum you tell her, "I have herpes", and she shoots the cum out of her nose like a fire-breathing dragon.

Friend 1: Bro, why is your skin on your stomach so smooth? Are you gay?
Freind 2: Aye cuz quit bull shittin you already know i gave my girl that "scandanavian dragon" last night. Yay Yay.

by Professor Whomper February 11, 2010

man sandal

The act of having another dude's wiener in between your big and index toes.

"Some dude just gave me a man sandal in the hot tub"

by c1c1c1 April 16, 2010

European Sandalmaker

One who takes a shit on their partners back and then walk on it, only for the most intimate of partners.

"Damn man, my back feels so good my girlfriend is a european sandalmaker and she gave me some sandals last night".

by CAMPSTEVENS June 28, 2010