Shmoopsie Poopsie

A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.

“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”

by Sir Jonathan Dingdong II August 3, 2018

Shwoop

When pornography pops up unexpectedly in front of a group of people causing embarrassment.

"Bro it was super embarrassing!"

"Yeah man, it was a total shwoop!"

by 歐米茄耶穌 August 29, 2018

Shwoop

It something you say when you have nothing else to say after an awkward conversation.

Donna: ...and thats why i had to eat her ass
Me: shwoop.

by _love_num_ September 22, 2018

shwoop

the sound when something enters something else

guy1: i put it in and it sounded like a shwoop sound
guy2: it did ?
guy1: yah it did.

by yup lord December 18, 2018

Shwooped

Swooping mixed with whipping, turning like a badass.

I was driving and almost missed my turn but I shwooped to the right.

by BIGMAMA1313 December 26, 2018

shwoop

When you intend to snatch up some vag or dick.

I’m going to shwoop in on him.
I’d shwoop some of that daddy.

by ahahaamee April 6, 2019

Shwoop

When you shove a cough drop up a dog's ass

"I'm gonna shwoop my dog tonight."

by Dink117 November 19, 2019