Selectively Shomer

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.

My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!

by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019

Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time

After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.

by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006

shomer

To abstain from touching the opposite sex due to a moral or religious upbringing

Levi is most definitely not Shomer, he loves touching woman.

by this is my pseudonym was taken February 7, 2017

shomance

The romantic involement/ flirting of two actors, who are not actually roamantically involeved, who are involved in a play, playing characters who are romantically involed with each other.

Chris Irvin & Nora DeGeorge

by Peter George April 4, 2004

Shmomolobolopolis

A place where people that cannot intelligently defend themselves (in way of physical combat or oral confrontation) congregate

that new mall is such a Shmomolobolopolis

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

Shomalom

The ultimate discrase of being 'shomed' or 'shamed'

Karl: I'm gonna be sick...
Andrew: SHOMALOM!

by YodiLads February 18, 2009

Shomi and Blow me

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother

Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!

by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016