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University of Sheffield

The only uni in Sheffield. There's something else that claims to be a uni, but it's full of cousin fucking dimwits.

It's all city based so be prepared to get mown down by cars whose drivers are so deficient in mental capacity that they cannot read basic road signs.

The Diamond is a piece of shit. Don't believe the hype. The people running it don't even know how to set the inside temperature..............

Overall, a great place to study, have a blast, and party if the coons from Hallam uni aren't fucking dying in the Students Union.
Student 1: I love being at uni.
Student 2: Cool, Hallam?
Student 1: No, University of Sheffield
Student 2: Oh.
Student 1: You're a retard aren't you?
by silbermond May 15, 2018
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Sheffield Supertram

Tram network in Sheffield, South Yorkshire. Has 50 stops.
Stinks of piss and burgers and plans rejected for extension to doncaster and barnsley. Goes to rotherham but thats a shithole anyway
Ran over at least 50 people and a truck
Always limited service because of stabbings on West Street
Full of chavs and football hooligans, chavs stare at and chat shit about asian people while listening to their shitty soundcloud freestyles on full blast
Doesnt actually go anywhere other than city centre and meadowhall
"You getting on the Sheffield Supertram from hillsborough to meadowhall?"
"Nah mate cant cause someones been stabbed on west street and another tram has run over a sheep"
"Piss"
by gRamsanowski January 6, 2022
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Gary Sheffield

Total freakin beast of a baseball player who deffinitely deserves to be a HOF more than deuche-bags like Vladamir Guererro (aka Senor Ass Clown).
Holy Shit did u see that bomb Gary Sheffield raped into the upper deck last night.
by Lynchfield October 16, 2008
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schweff

Guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn't have the balls to ask them out.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.
'Man, Is Paddy sitting beside Laura again today?'
'Yeah, That guy is such a schweff!'
by poy46 March 22, 2009
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shiefed

adj. A state of complete highness.
Describes when one is so high that they pronounce chiefed as shiefed because it takes too much effort to make the "ch" sound.
"You don't understand, on 420 we sat in Bryan's car with a tarp over it just doing bong rips for 5 hours. We were so shiefed man"
by Joe Pov August 10, 2006
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sheffing

hating on everything for no particular reason other than the fact that the world is not fair
Damn, dude, stop sheffing over all the stats homework
by lolololol4321zzzz March 31, 2009
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Schwef

A guy who has lots of girls as friends but never hooks up with them
Dude 1: Bro, who were those girls
Dude 2: They're just my friends
Dude 1: Bro, you're such a schwef...
by paint101 May 18, 2014
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