Shwasted

a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).

Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED

by Unknown1002373 December 12, 2020

Swayzed

verb (swɛ́j-zeed)

To get ghosted or ignored

Hou, braddah got swayzed

She never texted me back after asking how I’m doing. I think I got swayzed.

(Gregwith2Gs. Added by itsgomesy)

by Itsgomesy April 18, 2023

Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober

Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.

by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021