Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

shrody

The act of getting high as fuck, particularly off that Droid

Can be used to describe something cool as fuck

Dude tonight is gonna be shrody as fuck.

I got so shrodied last night.

by DripGodRico and codeine witch October 13, 2023

Farty Showdown

Sounding off several farts in one session. Most efffective when others participate.

Caleb and Mike had a Farty Showdown after their Bean Tacos.

by Deep Thinker October 1, 2009

showder

A deep Mississippian spelling of "shoulder", that often gets confused with shower.

When Racy Stacy was asked for a back rub, she replied "Would you also like a showder massage?" Confused by the southern accent i thought she had said something about clam chowder.

by Scope On a Rope May 12, 2008

jizz showdown

a mix between bukkake and limp biscuit. several buddies jerk off around a special slut. the first man to blow his load all over her tits gets to fuck her

Jim: So joe, what are you doin tonight?

Joe: Oh, just havin a jizz showdown on a special slut with some buddies.

by Brave Red May 11, 2006

shroeder

an awesome dog name for black labs. One who will occasionally chew on your wall. Loves to smell farts. And sometimes the bottom of your ballsack. Very kind and loving dog. Good temperment

Hey what happened to your wall?

Shroeder ate it.

by bubba2384 August 17, 2008

Shaker Showdown

A competition amongst of a group males where one male announces "Shaker Showdown!" and all other males begin to masturbate ferociously. The winner of the showdown is whoever ejaculates the fastest.

Sitting around the dinner table: "Alright boys, Shaker Showdown!!"

by #1 Shaker April 5, 2008