Shrekking

The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.

Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"

by DundeiEh March 30, 2024

Shreking

To ejaculate

"Oh I'm shreking it in the club right now"

by mwehehheheh March 30, 2025

Shreking

When you're going down on someone and use snot as lube opposed to spit being that you blow your nose directly or indirectly to the rippled cave.

Last night he ended up shreking and my goodness.

by MasterHotCarl May 27, 2025

Shrekking

Shrekking is a dating trend where someone intentionally dates a person they find less attractive, believing this will lead to being treated better in the relationship. Don't try it as it often backfires when the person is still treated poorly.

A: "Everyone said we're a happy couple but in reality I'm just shrekking her"
B: "Bro, my friend also do that and still got treated like shit"

by will911 October 18, 2025

butt shreking

The act of painting your partner's buttocks green before engaging in anal intercourse.

I saw Kevin's boxers, Jay was definitely butt shreking him last night.

by sinecosine September 8, 2021

a hard shreking

A 16 inch African American weener going into a hole in the wall at a motel with a 93 year old man naked, painted green sucking the weener while watching a interracial gangbang porno.

Wow that hard shreking from Zane Logan was amazing :D a hard shreking is just what I needed

by The pv doughbois are niggers January 6, 2015

my waist [is shrinking]

hearing or seeing something that is so INSANELY cvnt, that it’s energy has a terrifying amount of potential to immediately shrink your waist—snatching it so much that your waist could very well just be snatched from the physical plane, and into another dimension

my waist is shrinking

‘Midnight Sun’ by Zara Larson starts playing…
“MY WAIST!!”

Charli XCX breathes…
“MY WAIST IS LITERALLY SHRINKINGGG”

Seeing a 90’s supermodel walk…
“oh no… my waist… IS… SHRINKING”

by luke__jxmes February 23, 2026