shockinger

when something is a lot more shocking than something that is just shocking.

those fireworks were way more shockinger than the ones from last year

by BDizzy May 3, 2012

shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

spocking

Driving slowly around a parking lot, waiting for someone to pull out of thier space, so you can take it.

Patrick and Jared were spocking and found Leah's space.

by jizzdizzle December 12, 2006

Shocking

Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.

Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.

Related forms:

Verb: Shock

Adverb: Shockingly

Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.

"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"

by ixilliana March 2, 2017

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008

Shecocking

When thirsty bitches act all skank hoe on the internet to try and get them selfs a fuck. Reverse peacocking.

Wow, that girl is shecocking so hard, I'm not hard.

by Dobossmgan April 23, 2017

spocking

making the spock sign from star wars and entering your better half

i was spocking my girl last night

by darren lowe March 23, 2005