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Shoebacci

A contest in the race for "shotgun" in a carpool situation. When the car comes into sight, the challengers may ammend the origional "Shotgun" request. If "Shoebacci" is called legally, the driver may accept the request. If this is the case, the driver will select a target for the contestants to throw their respective shoes at. As in regulation Bacci Ball, the contestant who landed the shoe closest to target wins shotgun. The Incumbant Shitgun Caller may choose to go first or last or in the middle if applicable. The driver must return the shoes to the contestants.
Passenger A- "Shotgun, no Blitz!"

Passenger B- "Shoebacci!!"

Driver: "OK Ladies, hit that lamp post?"
by Ethan147 January 10, 2008
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shoebomb

What was at first thought to be one of the dumbest attempts at terrorism perpetrated by a big goofy halfwit is now hailed as a stroke of genius in terms of real inconvenience to the American people who now, 85 year old grandmother, servicemen in uniform and Joe Sixpack must remove their shoes for inspection in order to board a plane.
Thanks to the advent of the shoebomb, airport screeners get to target fat guys with short arms and good looking women with lots of cleavage to bend over and remove their shoes.
by harry flashman August 4, 2003
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shoeboxing

An artform whose means of expression involves the repurposing of forgotten household artifacts (eg. old letters, poems, journals, notes) commonly stored in shoeboxes to create offbeat biographical portraits or stories.
Found Magazine, Mortified and Trachtenberg Family Slidehsow Players are popular shoeboxing projects.
by ste99 February 27, 2007
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shoeberry

a rock or lint that is sitting in someones shoe.
ow,somthing is poking my foot it must be a shoeberry.
by lauren russo October 8, 2003
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Dirty Shoebox

When you stick your foot in the mud, and then into a girl's vagina. Shoe is optional.
Dude, I heard Micah gave Krista the Dirty Shoebox!
by The Shadow Wizard! March 21, 2011
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shoebox cash

Joey: so man, how did you get that DVD?
Jimmy: Shoebox Cash.
Joey: WTF?
Jimmy: I put money in a shoebox every now and then.
Joey: Oh.
by caffeine_binge May 6, 2011
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shoebox

A box in which you repetitively jerks off into. Instead of using a tissue or rag you use a shoebox instead.
Dad: "Tom, why does this shoebox smell so weird?"

Tom: "Oh, thats what i jerk off into"
by Mr Big3070 March 1, 2014
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