brooklyn shower

When you just put on a bunch of deodorant, brush your teeth and muss up your hair instead of spending the time to take a shower.

Peter Davis was running late, but he smelled bad, as usual, so he just brooklyn showered and got going.

by peterdavis666 September 8, 2013

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shower spaetzle

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.

John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.

by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013

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A game you can play in prison in the showers. A convict will lather himself with soap, and the other inmates will form a two sided line. The runner will try to make it through the line without getting knocked down or slipping.

Frank tried to run the shower gauntlet last night, and he slipped and fell, landing face down. A big fella landed face down on top of him, and well, you can imagine it from there.

by JimFart October 11, 2018

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A Turkish shower

When you improve your body smell by showering in cheapass perfume instead of water and soap. Anyone who's been around the Mediterranean will note MENA men followed by a cloud of cheapass perfume.

This is the worst hostel ever; one bathroom and a queue that lasts to Nirvana. I guess a Turkish shower will have to do...

by Alex Largo August 19, 2016

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navy shower

When taking a shower
get in,
turn water on,
get wet,
turn water off,
lather,
turn water on,
rinse,
get out.

In the effort of conserving water, esp. on ships.

I need to use the bathroom! Take a navy shower so I can get in there!

by LLots June 18, 2006

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