Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.

Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.

by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010

strawberry shortcake version 2

occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.

"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"

by b.ximenez January 19, 2008

Shorthawk

A really cool short dude with a mohawk or mohawk like hairdo done with curly hair.

Hey, Shorthawk, what's up?

by Devious X May 4, 2011

Strawberry Shortcake

people (females mainly) who focus on negativity so much they don't focus on getting there money.(can be used as not focusing period)

April should stop being a strawberry shortcake and focusing on drama and pay her rent

by MI88YRISSAPOOH August 18, 2009

strawberry shortcake

A chick with red pubic hair.

She is a real Strawberry Shortcake

by D0c April 15, 2006

Shotback

Sucks hard

“Damn that bitch gave me a good shotback”

by BrokeGirlz January 19, 2020

shortcake bigtop

pretty much the same as a strawberry shortcake, except you're wearing a clown suit while you do it.

"i still had the clownsuit for a few hours after my kid's party, so i took wifey upstairs and pulled the shortcake bigtop."

by bad korea March 24, 2009