shitcunt

The result of wiping from back to front.

<female> is a shitcunt.

by Frederick Joseph David Stemp January 2, 2012

Shitcunt

Normally used when a friend lets you down, or acts particularty "cunty"

Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!

Also used when bitches whore it up every weekend.

When bitches whore up every weekend

"Did you hear what becky did in the weekend she was such a shitcunt giving barry a blow in the garage, and screwing peter in the mad cow toilets"

"Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!"

by yeh1234123123 September 19, 2009

Legitimate shortcut

Within the rules cutting through bull**** and red tape to get directly to the issue.

The professor took a legitimate shortcut to ensure the sanity of his students and colleagues.

by Dr. Gallesa March 31, 2020

shortcat

When your cat is randomly walking all over your keyboard and finds keyboard shortcuts you never even knew existed.

The cat deleted some files on my desktop today just sitting on the keyboard! What a shortcat!

by Ithomash January 17, 2013

Shitcunt

When a man is making love to a women via anal, the woman shits on his dick. The man proceeds to have vaginal sex with the woman. She is now a shitcunt.

Wow Tim. You’re a shitcunt.

by CuntBasher April 20, 2018

shoecunt

someone whos vagina interior is the same size and dimensions as a shoe.

I shagged my bird last night. She has a shoecunt.

by rolando55 June 11, 2008

shitcunt

A person who is shit, and a cunt together. They tend to defend themselves when called a shitcunt, and make homo-like comebacks. They can't handle real life society and are tend to have a bad education. they tend to not be able to spell the simplest of things, such as kevin. they would spell that as keiven. They also call other shitcunts to hide their shame of being a shitcunt themselves.

some examples of these shitcunts are courtney martin, dylan nguyen, lisa le and vy tran. ch'yeaaa bro!

by e-nerd8-| May 8, 2009