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shopalcoholic

A person who is obsessed with going to the liquor store almost daily to purchase different types of alcohol.
Jeremy is such a shopalcoholic, today he picked up a six pack of beer, a box of wine, and a fifth of rum.
by TJBIV November 28, 2009
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shoptart

acronym of a shopaholic and plus a retard, but we use "tart" instead of "tard" to make it sound as good as "egg-tarts"

it also describe bimbos who knew nothing besides shopping at the malls and has a brain as flat as an egg-tart.
Chris: Man she looks happy shopping here all the time!
Joe: That's because she's a shoptart, she will be broke and lonely once her boyfriend cut her off!
by wayx3 June 21, 2010
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shoenami

The penetrating smell caused when someone takes off his/her shoes.
Greg:"Dude, you just caused a shoenami, put your shoes back on!"
by TurkoDutchy June 29, 2011
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Shopvagging

When you want to cum inside a girl but don't want her to give birth in the future...you put a shop vac up to her vagina and suck the cum out and hopefully she doesn't develop a baby in the future.
I was shopvagging my girlfriend last night...she's pregnant still.
by Taco9648 July 20, 2014
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Shoparazzi

Paparazzi that follow celebrities while they are shopping.
Britney Spears is constantly bombarded by shoparazzi snapping shots as she makes her daily pit-stops along Melrose Avenue.
by aerin liz August 17, 2008
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shopaholic

Someone addicted to be willing to do anything to the extreme to buy what she/he wants. It doesn't necessarily has to be something they NEED.
Things to the Extreme:
Camp outside their favorite store to be the first one in the store.

Steal money to buy things they want
Lie, Fight for their desire item

Kill someone if is necessary

And the crazy list continued..
Because my mom was a shopaholic she got into a divorced, ended up in dept, stole and killed for money and unfortunately she ended up in jail.
by VictimOFShopaholic November 27, 2009
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shoppa

Noun
SHAH-PUH
A person of predominantly post-pubescent age whom, through an idea of unconformity, decides to become a walking advertisement for HotTopic (unknowing that every other shoppa dresses and/or accessories the same way). Usually found in large herds or flocks, grazing on cheap cigarettes with the rest of their species/store-mates. Most shoppas can be identified by the following:

1. Black, baggy cargo pants which extend down past the foot. Pants usually include D-rings, excessive zippers, useless pockets, and randomly placed bright and colorful straps.

2. Usually is found wearing a shirt which shows idolization of bands such as "Korn", "Slipknot", "Marilyn Manson" or any other group associated with crappy music.

3. When dressed in all black (as most are), will be found with an irrelevantly large amount of jelly bracelets, usually looped using two separate ones. Also, chains and bondage straps may hang from pants.

4. Will appear with a dark, foreboding, kindergoth messenger bag with an insignia of "Invader Zim" or "The Nightmare Before Christmas" upon it.

5. Some shoppas abuse most decent shows/movies by placing unneeded pins, patches or other attached or pinned-up accessories (i.e. Nightmare before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, etc.)

6. Most shoppas refer to themselves as "gothic", when in actuality, a lifestyle such as it should be acknowledged and not expressed through reference. (Those who are actually in a scene usually don't call themselves it, since it will automatically make them sound as if they are a poseur)
Person #1: Hey, did you see that girl in all that HotTopic gear?

Person #2: Yeah man, she's such a shoppa!
by Sarus Raine/JQ May 5, 2005
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