shop caller

When you're such a player that you call the shops around town to let them know you've got bank and to treat your shorty right.

"My man is a shop caller, he makes sure to let everyone know that I'm his girl and that they betta take care of me while I'm spendin his dough."

Playas are gon play
and hatas are gon hate
ballas are gon ball,
shop callas are gon call

by shopcalla4eva April 29, 2009

thrift shop masochism

An insatiable need to go into every thrift store you see and buy something uniquely hideous no matter how badly you wish you could just keep going.

My thrift shop masochism has intensified beyond a manageable stage since I saw Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ video masterpiece.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

Shepherd Of Fire

The one fallen angel that broke every promise he ever made. He travels between realities. Nobody knows who he is, where he comes from, or what he is. He is an enigma, a shadow of flame, a messiah of darkness.

Let’s take a moment to break the ice,
So my intentions are known.
See I have pity in watching you suffer,
I know the feeling of being damned alone.
I got a storybook of my own.

Don’t you see I am your pride,
Agent of will, bearer if needs.
(And you know it’s right!)
I am your war
Arming the strong
Aiding the weak
Know me by name
Shepherd Of Fire

Well I can promise you paradise
No need to serve on your knees
And when you’re lost in the darkest of hours
Take a moment and tell me who you see
Won’t tell you who not to be

Now you know I am your pride

Agent of will
Bearer of needs
And you know it’s right
I am your war
Arming the strong
Aiding the weak
Know me by name
Shepherd Of Fire

*insert epic guitar solo*

Disciple of the cross and champion in suffering
Immerse yourself into the kingdom of redemption
Pardon your mind through the chains of the divine
Make way, the Shepherd Of Fire

Through the ages of time
I’ve been known for my hate
But I’m a dealer of simple choices
For me it’s never to late

I am your pride

Agent of will

Bearer of needs
And you know it’s right

I am your war

Arming the strong

Aiding the weak

I am your wrath
I am your guilt
I am your lust
And you know it’s right

I am your love
I am your stall
I am your trust

Know me by name

Shepherd Of Fire

by KingKrispy47 March 11, 2020

Curbside Shopaholic

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

stop and shop

a corporation that emphises stress and running around like a chicken on a daily bases. the employees are well under paid to deal with the massive amounts of shit. also known as stop n shit or stop n cock

i hate my life when i have to stop and shop

by JULES roxsta April 6, 2008

Shohf

shoft verb, shohfed, shohf-ing

1. The act of Sweeping Her Off Her Feet

Jonathan failed to shohf Megan Fox.

by bigbadbearzy December 28, 2009

High school shop teacher

By far the most power person in any high school. Who does the principal go to when he can't solve a problem? The school shop teacher, that's who.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.

When I grow up, I want to be a shop teacher.

Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.

by MR_Mangler February 9, 2010