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shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.
i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.
by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008
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Schmoozing

The art of picking up talent over the internet and talking your way into their bed
I was schmoozing this bird last nite and she invited me round to dangle out her ass
by sellyourstuffonebaydotcodotuk February 11, 2010
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Schmooing

Look at them schmooing against each other
by Lady Zim February 26, 2009
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shmoolie

A person who is awkward or uneasy.

Usually the blacksheep or friend who seems like they are out of place or uncomfortable.
My friend Tamara does not like to go out and have a drink with me. She thinks everyone is staring at her anytime we have went out. What a shmoolie!
by DanaLinnTX April 21, 2017
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shmeeling

shmeeling is that art of hiding one of your worms in a safe place, usually achived with the blowtorch/girders.
"dude i'm low on worms"
"i think it's time to shmeel"
"hell year, shmeeling time!"
by saint-damon March 31, 2009
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Shmooping

When you are about to fail a quiz and need notes to study last minute
Dude I was shmooping so hard list night
by Roly69 April 3, 2017
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schmoobing

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me
by Terabytes April 9, 2017
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