( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
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2 Going to stores with the sole intentions of looking for things to spend money on.
“Let’s go shomping, darling! I’m feeling like spending obnoxious amounts of money on things we don’t need, and will likely never use!”
“Well, there isn’t necessarily anything I need, but I’m sure if I go to the store, I can find something to buy!“
“Well, there isn’t necessarily anything I need, but I’m sure if I go to the store, I can find something to buy!“
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A form of BDSM where a male repeatedly wraps a rubber band around the bottom of the head of the penis in order to gratify himself. This action begins to shrink this area, making the head seem bigger and thus, making the penis look similar to a mushroom.
1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”
2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”
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Get the Shlooding mug.Shmoomfing(ʃmumfɪŋ)(verb) refers to the action of a canine mammal pressing its snoutular (mouth/nose) area against a Homo sapiens. It is often a superbly sweetening experience for both beings.
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Shmooping is the act of munting, and figging at the same time.
Shmooping is most commonly used as a brainrot term.
Shmooping is the act of munting, and figging at the same time.
Shmooping is most commonly used as a brainrot term.
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