Shlossing

Taking a shit while simultaneously flossing. Usually done in the morning as a way to multi-task before work or right before bed.

Robert: Man, I thought I was definitely going to be late to work today.

Joe: How do you get ready so fast in the morning?

Robert: Dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.

Joe: You're sick.

by robeezie January 19, 2013

Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

Sheep shagging bastard

Welsh/Scottish slang - Swansea or Cardiff city Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Ccfc or scfc fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep

Look at James, he loves shagging his dads sheep. People call him the sheep shagging bastard

by Yeet us that baby sheep December 5, 2019

slogging

Sex with a fat chick. When you take the hot girl's friend home.

slogging is a way of life.

by smartey June 28, 2005

shegging

The process of firing projectile eggs from your asshole.

Amateurs should use hardboiled eggs, working up to soft boiled, and eventually straight from the carton!

Yo Brandon, grab those eggs you just bought, we're goin' shegging!

by Antoine Simpson April 13, 2008

Slogging

When a person jogs at such a slow pace it could be mistaken for walking.

Person 1: Did you pass Jannis on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yup, didnt you hear; she is the town slogger. Slogging is what she is known for.

by TKinfinity July 14, 2019

schLonging

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

by fly_fisher November 30, 2011