shitfucker

A person or company or anyone that pisses you off. Someone who thinks their smart; but their really SHIFUCKERS.

Who ever thought of this idea is a shitfucker.
When you are mad at anything just say SHITFUCKER.

by Fast Eddie RCL4 June 19, 2004

Shitdick

Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.

"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"

OR

"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"

by KvltmasterFlex August 23, 2009

Shitdick

During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!

After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!

That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!

by Beeble lover July 12, 2014

shitfuck

Traditionally, when one person pushes excrement out of their anus directly into their partner's anus. Shitfucking can also be performed into other orifices. For instance, one can shitfuck a mouth.

Come here baby, I want to shitfuck your ass.

My back hurts from being propped up on my shoulders last night getting shitfucked.

by browngringo July 31, 2010

Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

shitdick

The state of a penis after penetrating a rectum without a condom

I fucked her in the ass but I was left with shitdick

by Zarmanov May 20, 2003

shitelicious

adj. From the slang shite. To be so shitey as to be remarkable or awe inspiring.

Well today was shitelicious - I was hit by a bus on the way into work.

by yv July 8, 2004