shithouse

An outside toilet.

I don't fancy your chances's, he's built like brick shit house!

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

shithouse buzzard

One that stands on a toilet rim to deposit fecal matter into the bowl. This is done to avoid a dirty toilet and catching germs from the rim. Can be noticed by the footprints left on the toilet seat and splashed poop.

After a heavy night of drinking beer and eating chicken wings, Jay pulled a shithouse buzzard in the restroom at the Greyhound Bus Station.

When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"

by Jenna Page, Slow Talking Jay November 11, 2013

Shithouse

Someone who you can’t rely on to do anything, literally anything.

Someone who will make plans but will bail last minute with no explanation.

Someone who has no willpower to do anything but will be in complete denial.

Person 1: ‘Ben said he’d come to the meal but he’s still not here’
Person 2: ‘Fucking shithouse’

by BabyCakes501 November 21, 2018

Shithouse

A no-nonsense, brexit-means-brexit, hard as nails, bloke.

Bas Dost: Shithouse

by DriveWithMatthaus February 6, 2019

shithouse poet

This is the dude who writes funny shit themed poems on the walls of bathroom stalls. He mainly works at IUPUI in Cav Hall 2nd floor, but I'm sure there are more poets in the world!

"The Janitors work is all in vain the shithouse poet strikes again!" - Shithouse poet Left in the 3rd stall from the right Cav Hall 2nd floor.

by Mike Oxlong...seriously November 18, 2004

shithouse

One with whom association is unpleasurable.

"I lent that cunt Frank two hundred bucks last month and he still hasnt paid me back. He's a real shithouse that bloke"

by shithouse bloke September 2, 2005

shithouse

and azzi way of saying that something is shity or crappy

Look at his shithouse car.

by tyrenn February 13, 2008