I'm not shitting bricks!

Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.
"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"
by jimmy patron September 17, 2009
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shit brick house

A person or persons whose general appearance resembles a house made from bricks of shit.
Felius Fudgepacker: "Check that munter out" *points*
Johnny Rugmuncher: "Aye she's a right shit brick house."
Krystal "Fingerlickingood" Meths: "2 fer a £1, get yer blowies, 2 fer a £1!"
by ilikegibletsandgelpens August 10, 2008
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shitting bricks

shirting bricks means when someone is having an over reactive reaction to something.
i just asked a simple question why are you shitting bricks?
by arlo9999 June 26, 2022
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shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.
Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!
by coolpizzaguy December 08, 2023
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Shitting bricks

In a lot of trouble or in a bad position
Did your girlfriend find out about your other hoes?

Yeah man and im 'Shitting bricks' right now
by @1giggz June 08, 2023
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shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).
When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)
by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020
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shit a brick

Similarly to shitting stones, shitting bricks, shitting rocks, shitting a brick is when you are terrified, it can be a joking tone or a serious tone although it's mainly a joking tone.

On another serious note I actually shit what seemed to be a brick just a few minutes ago, it was shaped as a block and it inspired me to write this.
My guy, I just shit a brick after taking that incredibly hard test
I just shit a brick and afterwards I felt so good I almost became high
I just shit a brick and it looked like a Poneglyph from one piece
by Greatneil80 November 29, 2022
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