Shining the Torpedo

Male; to masturbate. See also Buttering the Corn Cob.

My Mom hasn't talked to me since she caught me shining the torpedo last week.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

Shaft Shining

A sex act performed on guys by girls with wet vaginas, where she rubs her groolon his hard cock while the tip stays inside her, thus putting a shine on his shaft.

Felicia is the shaft shining queen stroking Ponch's cock like that.

by Mr_0Wtf March 7, 2017

Shipping forecast

A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.

"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"

"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."

by Flannybabes May 15, 2012

traffic shipping

Traffic shipping is the umbrella term for all shipping in the Life series, a hardcore Minecraft Smp that consists of a certain mechanic each season.

Commonly used on tumblr and X (twitter).

“Hey todd, do you support traffic shipping?”

“Of course, as long as they only ship their PERSONAS. Then it’s fine with me!”

by :33< Nepeta Stan August 27, 2023

Shiting

The act of droping a shit

pushing a load, growing a tail, taking the browns to the superbowl, droping the cosby kids off at the pool, droping a deuce

I was in the act of shiting when the phone rang.

by DpPg January 14, 2009

Shyping

When an individual proceeds to defecate while using the common social interface of Skype.

Hey were you just on your laptop in the bathroom?
-Nooooo...
Awww God that's disgusting, you sick fuck you were shyping with that kid again!

by Pickl3s4eva September 15, 2010

swiping the v card

Taking a girl's virginity

"Yeah, he's gonna swipe her v card."

by Tristan Schofield April 30, 2004