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Oompa Loompas of Science

Contemptuous definition of Engineers given by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
Engineering: where the noble, semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!
by pimple123 October 17, 2010
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Science Park Highschool

Dogshit “Number 1” school in newark full of black people and a shitty staff
Oh look that fuck nigga goes to science park highschool jump his ass
by BruceSuckEmOff October 28, 2021
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Speed of Science

The speed at which poison, carefully marketed as a vaccine can be manufactured and distributed to every nation worldwide and pushed on the population via threats of lockdown, unemployment, segregation and societal exclusion.
No, of course we never tested the vaccine for transmission before it entered the market, we really had to move at the speed of science.
by SonnyElse October 20, 2022
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scientific name for pine tree

"Ayo search "the scientific name for pine tree" real quick"
"Why"
"Just do it"
"Ok"
"pinus"
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scientific name for pig

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scientology

The science of making money that answers the eternal unanswered questions such as "I wonder just how gullible and stoooopid i am". It has been crapped onto the world since the early 1950s by one of the world's greatest con-artists/dipshits, L Ron Hubbard.

Unfortunately the gullible Earth natives to whom this was presented to, they turned out to be so desperate to get a life and to believe this trash which may appear to be handed to them on a silver platter, where infact it was a permanent $100/week subscription to utter bullshit.

The wisdom (ironically, stupidity is much more suitable) of the scientology subject will probably be realized by the current primitives who would be stupid enough to belive they are the hosts of alien souls as a result of an alien warlord who went bonkers with nukes, instead of being pawns in a money making scheme.

Hopefully in a few generations, humankind, if it survives the bullshit of scientology, will evolve from its brainwashed and cash-strapped stage and the generations living then will realize how fucked in the head were people to believe in a cult started out by a small-time sci-fi writer. Hence most of the work of current officers of Scientology is concerned with making money off desperate losers and stoned celebrities.
The simplest meaning for the word Scientology would be BULLSHIT
by truthteller tells no truth September 4, 2005
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Science

S ystematic

C omprehensive
I nvestigation and

E xploration of

N atural

C auses and

E ffects
I thought science was just a word until I saw what it stood for.
by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff November 24, 2020
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