Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

Shatnered

When you are so tired that you become convinced that William Shatner is a comic genius and start exhibiting Shatner behaviour known as "Shatner Moments"

"Manio, I'm a Shatnered Little Red Panda! I want to release a snuff horror film starring death row convicts with a soundtrack performed by sedated and lobotomised paedophile priests

by Dr. Benito Bunfster III jr. July 15, 2010

Scattered

Scattered is another word for a junky, drug taker, ferral looking thing

Gee Shes a fucking scattered cunt

by 69bra March 8, 2018

Shastered

result of emence intake of alcohol Pissed

"i'm fucking shastered"

by Louis Taylor February 16, 2004

scattered sun

To use hard drugs.

"It's time to live in the scattered sun."

by coldjunkie December 25, 2009

shattered(to pull a)

to accidently delete your own account by putting your own name in the entry field thats clearly says "delete account"

aka being polish

phew, I almost pulled a shattered, but then I seen the big red button that said "delete account" and decieded not to click it

by Nate January 12, 2004

Scattered Gravy

Another term for "Spaghetti with Meat Sauce".

Ex. Tonight, I'm making Scattered Gravy for dinner.

by Jenaphur August 27, 2005