shart

the act of farting and shitting in your pants at the same time.

i just sharted i have to go wipe

by MRstone August 17, 2009

Shardho

(shhaR-dO) (noun) - A female who uses and/or is addicted to crystal meth who frequently obtains drugs from another person (usually a male dealer) before, during and/or after engaging in sex acts or intercourse with them, instead of paying cash.

From Shard and Ho or Whore.

Damn! Getting spun makes me horny! Do you know any Shardhos who would want to P&P with me tonight?

by Shabarella July 10, 2005

Shart

Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.

John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.

Silence......fart noises.

John: Ah no that was a shart!

Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!

John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!

Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!

by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010

Shart Martyr

(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.

(N.) The best friend of all time.

This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!

by Napi Pupi December 12, 2012

shart infested waters

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...

Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net

by GR-44 November 5, 2015

shart

a cross between shittin yourself and a fart.

When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.

Jim, can you believe it.. I just shart! Now I have to go change out of my lucky jeans!

by The Cancer Coven November 23, 2004

Shart

What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted!

"I have to go home and change my underware because I just sharted."

by ggrab4884 September 7, 2009