Shardho 

(shhaR-dO) (noun) - A female who uses and/or is addicted to crystal meth who frequently obtains drugs from another person (usually a male dealer) before, during and/or after engaging in sex acts or intercourse with them, instead of paying cash.

From Shard and Ho or Whore.

Damn! Getting spun makes me horny! Do you know any Shardhos who would want to P&P with me tonight?

Shardho by Shabarella July 10, 2005

ShaRhonda 

Like no other. Beautiful, classy, and sassy. A little stubborn. Slightly crazy. Lifetime friend and partner. U want a Sharhonda on your team.

Sharhonda is worth more than rubies.

ShaRhonda by Who's That Lady December 21, 2016

Shardlock Holmes 

"Shardlock Holmes" is a methhead that investigates to find the inconsiderably small amounts of meth that mysteriously dropped to the ground from the previous meth smoking session. In most cases Shardlock is more than often deceived by other bits of shit (that would look like shards if you were fucking high enough) on the ground, the perpetrator is often glass, wax, popcorn or skin that his druggie friends picked off themselves. His endeavours could be compared to "methscapades" or "carpet farming" all equally frowned upon in the Jib Tech Warrior Nation. His profession is dangerous and will slowly drive him insane.

Holmes is not famous for his acute sense of logical reasoning, it seems he'll never be sober enough to see that the magnifying glass he found doesn't truly make a difference.

Will Shardlock Holmes ever solve the mystery of the last lost shard?

Jib Tech Warrior #1 : Shit man, we're out of jib.
Jib Tech Warrior #2: No man, we dropped like a fucken... 10 on my bed lets fucking take out my mom's comb and it'll be like an excavation site !!!! LOOK THERE'S A SHARD !
Jib Tech Warrior #1: That's a piece of salt from the pretzels you were eating earlier. I swear if you start investigating for fucking "shards" again and being Shardlock Holmes I'll take my pipe and leave.

Shardlock Holmes by y3llowbag June 15, 2011

Sharehouse 

A place to live if you want to encounter selfish and inconsiderate strangers who make loud noises at any hour of the night, don’t do any cleaning, hog the kitchen and living room, will be on phone calls all hours of the night, make mess and expect you to clean it, will use the couch as their personal clothing line, steal your milk and have their drunk friends running around the house naked. The other occupants apparently don’t know the definition of the word share

“Living with my family can be so annoying sometimes”
“Well it’s a lot better than living in a sharehouse”
“That’s true”

Sharehouse by kfcftw January 9, 2019

emotional shareholder 

Someone that is devoted to their sports team. They are sad when the team losses, happy when they win. Their mood depends on their team's status.

Nicole: We made it to the playoffs!! Hopefully we can make it to the World Series!

Josh: I hate people that refer to their sports team as “we.” It’s only appropriate if you are a shareholder.

Nicole: I am a shareholder. I am an emotional shareholder.

Caitlin: Ooh. She got you there, Josh.

emotional shareholder by NicoleLF January 12, 2009

Shardshooter 

Meth shooter shooting methamphetamine wit a syringe

I will b a shardshooter today.

Shardshooter by Wessel wit it February 25, 2020

Revenue Shareholder 

A revenue shareholder receives a portion of a company's revenue directly proportionate to the quantity of shares owned; 1% ownership pays 1% of the total net revenue.

The phrased was originally coined by NaturThink when they developed a new kind of business structured around joint ownership with shareholders participating as board members influencing the direction of the company with online votes.

No more greedy executives voting for hefty bonuses and umbrella parachutes

As a revenue shareholder I received 10% of the company's profits.

Revenue Shareholder by intentions101 November 18, 2011