glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

by Quinterious December 12, 2020

Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers

I tried to do the Pennsylvanian Upside Down Pencil Sharpener

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.

Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!

by kats067 March 11, 2026

Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it

Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Scapenerd

A kid, usually about 11-15 years old, who sit around for up to 12 hours or more a day on the computer, playing the MMORPG game Runescape. Usually have greasy hair , bloodshot eyes, and sometimes an afro.

Dude, That guy is a scapenerd. All he does is play Runescape on his mom's computer.

by Shnhsun5 June 18, 2007

Pencil Sharpner

When a man puts his penis inside a vagina hardly and goes around

Oh look simon and sarah are having pencil sharpner

by Ash2547 June 9, 2016