slappy mcdouchebag

1) Any employee, usually an attorney, who shoots his mouth off and nobody likes.

Rubix - I'm glad slappy mcdouchebag finally left the office.

Captain G - No doubt. Nobody really likes him.

Office Manager - makes my life a whole lot easier!

by CaptainG August 4, 2008

shippy

Where there seems to be an emotional connection or sexual tension between two characters from fiction, as if they could be in a relationship. Shippy scenes can inspire shipping.

That hug was so shippy... Ash and Misty are made for each other...

by Blue Jack August 5, 2008

McDonald's Happy Meal

When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal

I served Jessica the McDonald's Happy Meal so hard she passed out.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Sharpy Eye Syndrome

1.) An eye disorder that causes the eye to feel uncomfortable when looking at sharp, pointy, ninety-degree angles. The sensation is the equivalent of nails scratching a chalk board but for ones eyes.

2.) The SES attack can last anywhere from a day to five days periodically through out a day in the left or right eye.

3.) Unknown to most of public and professionals due to the fact that one person has it. Name not mentioned to protect the privacy of that person.

"My eyes are killing me. Everywhere I look I see many sharp angles. The edges of all objects bother me. God, Sharpy Eye Syndrome is a pain in the eyes.

by Atomicdollar December 9, 2008

slappy

1. stupid or moronic person
2. see slap dick
3. slacker

Hey slappy, what have you been not doing all afternoon at work?

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Slappys

The act of hauling ass on your skateboard and slapping it into a curb at an angle that gets you on top of it and grinding. There are many variations but a true slappy involves speed and grinding...John Lucero, Ricky Winsor, Natas Kaupas and many others are known slappy legends.

Dude..go grab a twelve pack and we'll do slappys on that red curb.

by Monty Grind December 17, 2012

Spappy

The simple blend of spam and crappy. Often used to describe something truly grody that is endorsed by a higher authority or the majority.

My high school yearbook was so spappy this year.

My sister is dating the spappiest guy, how can anyone like him?

by greenfaerie38 December 18, 2006