Shamila

A girl who tries to make everything in her life perfect. A perfectionist.

Maryam: I can't do this sum.
Najma: Its too hard.
Kamilla: Innit.
Shamila: I've done mine and its absolutely perfect.

by Evrythingztaken December 15, 2008

Shamel

he's a handsome young man gets more bitches than a average boy.

shamel gets all the bitches

by famous.mel September 23, 2018

Shamble

A structure in a golf competition which allows golfers with higher handicaps to defeat golfers with lower handicaps without requiring them to perform.

I think our friends pulled a fast one on us by convincing us to play them in a Shamble.

by Da_lauber March 4, 2019

absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

M Night Shamalamadingdong

Also Known As M Night Shyamalan. A name that lots of people use when talking about direction M Night Shyamalan in a mean way. Or, used when one doesn't know how to pronounce his name.

Person 1: Dude, aren't M Night Shila... Sheila... Shiya...
Person 2: Man, just call him Shamalamadingdong!
Person 1: Okay... aren't M Night Shamalamadingdong's new movies gay?

by Ianto Jones August 4, 2010

Shamlube

Using shampoo as a lubricant for masturbation purposes.

"Everybody knows Garnier Fructis makes the best Shamlube when you're getting your shower jerk in"

by NolePoke November 19, 2011

Shamaleyed

Verb-When a person posts something deragatory,insulting, dark, demented,racist, sexually-explicit, homophobic, bias, etc etc (anything that could get you banned from your church or start WW3 on the interwebs with sensitive snowflakes) on their or someone else's' social media public page on accident. Usually happens when inebriated or having a brain fart. Those bold enough, do it on purpose. Usually happens to those in secret groups. Can cause, loss of friends and employment, even police investigation.

Tommy: "Did you see what that idiot, Paul, posted on my Facebook?"
Mike: "Do you think he Shamaleyed you?"

by XxTwooxX October 17, 2017