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Maro Shampoo

Macro Shampoo is a kind of good shampoo from Japan. It makes your hair volume go up.
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by U r Fat Mama Fat May 8, 2019
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Shampoo

A creamy goo used to clean a person's hair it also makes it feel & smell good
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten thanks for letting me use your Shampoo this morning!
Kiersten : No problem I noticed your hair was a little greasy!
Kaylee : No!!! I Had just ran out I wash my hair everday!
Kiersten : Whatever! Last night Jake came for me 3 times it must be my new Shampoo I think it really stimulates his penis!
Chad : Wow Kaylee I never noticed how sexy your hair was til today wanna come up to my office and let me cum for you?
Kaylee : Sure Chad maybe after work you can come to my place and Shampoo my hair!
Chad : You know Kaylee this could lead to a promotion for you!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee! You took my sexy Shampoo this morning! YOU BITCH!
by SlopNChop June 7, 2018
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Shampoo

When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.
I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !
by Oshkosshbygosh April 28, 2014
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Dirty Shampoo

You are taking a girl from behind and just as your about to cum you pull out, blow your load in her hair and start to massage it in like your washing her hair.
I gave that girl a dirty shampoo last night.
by argyle pimp January 14, 2007
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shampoodaphile

a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.
Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"

Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"

Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."
by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
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Shampoozled

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".
by A boy named dew January 27, 2008
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Shampoo Dipping

An activity that most boys 12-14 partake in when they are bored. They place their extremely small penis inside a shampoo bottle for pleasure. However, I don't know what kind of person would do this,OR has the penis small enough for it either. But you know, it's a life choice I guess.
Seth was Shampoo Dipping today and got his small cock stuck inside and had to call for help
by The Shampoo Dipper July 8, 2012
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