Shamood

in texas holdem when someone flops a set and someone else flops a higher set

"man i just flopped a set of sevens and this guy had a set of tens, you believe that?"

"ooo you got shamood"

by da mackdad November 4, 2009

Shabookie

Used as a greating or ending of a conversation, similar to Aloha.

"Shabookie bro, How you been?"
"Good man, just got a copy of The Redd Zown's debut album Home Brewed"
"That's awesome, I'm gonna go get a copy now"
"Alright man, Shabookie!"

by Mark Abrams July 27, 2006

Shamoo

When you suck water into your anus, then you push with force and spray it out into the surrounding area.

When he shamooed me it resembled a whale spraying muddy water out of his blowhole.

by Damidnightpoopa December 30, 2012

shamoo

A big dump. Or poop that makes the world shake.

The shamoo was stinky and huge!

by BigDogDogDig July 15, 2005

shamockery

Any almost any activity or event that takes place in Florida.

Hey, did you see the Dj at the House of Blues in orlando? He was a shamockery to the profession, he used a pre-recorded set.

Did you hear about billy's dad, the guy in transport? Transport, Ha, thats complete shamockery, transport in hand made goods from Columbia, right.

The election of George Bush by the Florida Supreme Court was shamockery.

by TDK July 11, 2006

giga shamoo

A variation of Shamoo. Fat person, usually female, who is so fat that it seems to defy all known laws of physics that they can stand, walk, or breath without the world collapsing in on them due to the enormous gravitational pull they create.

Fuck what a giga shamoo that bitch is! What the fuck is she doing riding that moped!? Oh wait... its not a moped that's her fuckin flaps draggin'!

by Okin, Mij and Trauts July 29, 2005

Shmook

Also spelt Shmuk, Smuk, Shmok, Shmik and Schuc.

Portmanteau of stupid crook, with some messed up vowels and a h thrown in there for good measure. Used to express that you thought someone's actions were stupid.

Forms:
Plural: Shmooki
Verb: Shmookify
Adjective: Shmookationately
Adverb: Shmookily

David: ...and so, I'd forgotten about the huge butt of gasoline I'd left out there. And that's how I invented Wales.
Bowie: You shmook!

by unpseudonymable November 30, 2011