shamebenching

When sitting on a bench drinking alcohol, eating chips and shaming people that walk by

Starts with:

‘Dude, wanna go shamebenching?’

‘Hey, look at that fat bitch with her fake tit blonde friend’

*laughter immediately breaks out*

by Shamebenchers July 16, 2019

shammeera

if their name is shammeera they are pretty that’s it , also have major trust issues

“i m gonna ask shammeera out.”

“shammeera?”
“yeah they are pretty.”

by angelrexic November 21, 2021

SHAMERKER.

Someone who is in the act of Sherking their responsibilities..

KRIS-DEEZ-NUTS, TRIED TO GET ME TO DO HIS DISHES, HE IS SUCH A SHAMERKER....

by SentanceSalt420wordie.. December 9, 2021

smemember

To have a distinct olfactory memory of someone/something.

I can't picture their face for the fuck of me but god's cock in hell do I smemember them.

by brikk12367 August 30, 2022

shmemerald

'Imagine a mix of Sapphire and Emerald and now picture an old farmer pronouncing the word' Narayan Ayala

You've been shmemerald! Oeufhwhrjfjffjdjfj shmemerald

by WillLC December 7, 2023

Shammer

An expert in the field of appearing very busy while actually doing as little work as possible. A trait usually associated with junior enlisted in the Army.

E-7: Tell SPC Snuffy to stop being such a fucking shammer
E-5: I've tried but he always says he's busy with something for the First Sausage

by Professional Shammer February 9, 2024

Shameer

A toilet seat. You look at shameer and realise how sexy he is, then you get an immense urge to shit. His sexiness makes everyone shit - especially me

Oh my god I need to shit, I think I saw shameer just now

by lovable siski December 1, 2024