Shatnered

When a person who was previously attractive and in shape or not so attractive or in such great shape changes in appearance and looks bloated and washed up.

I was watching Boston Legal the other day. Man, have you seen James Spader recently? He's really Shatnered.

by Magpie4495 July 23, 2010

holy shitterdoodles

a phrase used when one sees an attractive guy.

holy shitterdoodles, did you see that marco?!

by hey hey little razorblade July 31, 2006

Ruler of Shattered Time

a more AWESOME way to say DIO and his stand The World

DIO - Ruler of Shattered Time

by red_sus April 29, 2022

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

Shattered

Shattered - The after effects of defecating on fabric either purposefully or by accident. Rendering them useless.

"I pulled out too fast last night, I completely shattered my grandmother's throw pillow."

by Esteban Florentes October 1, 2009

Skittered

Under the influence of 2,5-Dimethoxy-4-chloroamphetamine.

Man, sleeping feels great. I've been so skittered I haven't been able to get any shuteye at all!

by Orion MacAfee December 29, 2009

Shattered

When your high and your mind wants you to go get snacks but your body doesn't want to get up

Me: I'm starving bro, go get some snacks ...
My bro: Nah dude, get it youself
Me: I would but I'm shattered bro

by Buckwheat March 7, 2015