Sufffering

When you get raped, this is the emotion you feel

I was sufffering so much...

by iuvgiufyurdtfkjghj November 2, 2017

Slaffering

The act of performing sexual acts often in public parks with dogs, often with multiple dogs salivating all over a person as they masturbate.

The man was arrested for Slaffering in the park with a Bernese Mountain dog, a Bull Terrier and a Saint Bernard.

by Waystar August 9, 2019

shankering

verb- Just throwing an article together without thought or any clue what is actually being written.

"There they go shankering another article and trying to pass it off as journalism."

by CalmTiger December 17, 2014

shattering point

When something is on the verge of breaking

Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.

by Xtria Broda December 20, 2015

Suffering suckotash

When the person giving a blowjob can't breathe
-could be due to size, allergies, or even the common cold

Marco was giving Lucas a blow job, which quickly turned into a suffering suckotash. Marco nearly died

by Veen-che August 26, 2022

Schafering

A term for a person that lags behind, lazy, half ass thing, or to be extremely slow. It causes road blocks to what you need to accomplish for that day or week. It can also mean to be really fast in some situations.

Are you schafering your route today? I’m schafering mine.

Damn I feel like I’m schafering this project!

Are you schafering your homework?

Damn! That car is extremely ultra schafering down the road! Vuuum!

Why are you schafering that essay?

by mikeryan3459 January 30, 2023

Suffering Olympics

(1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.

(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.

A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )

People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:

(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.

(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)

by Olive989 March 15, 2023