shorbin

A response to something that doesn't deserve a real response.

As Carly, who never gets invited to the parties, asked what we were doing tonight. I said, "shorbin."

by poosnani March 6, 2009

latvian sorbet

A latvian sorbet is the act in which a female is tied to a ceiling fan one foot per blade. The fan is turned on high, and at this time three men are standing around her in triangular formation. As the fan spins, she gives all of them blowjobs. Meanwhile, a midget wearing nothing but assless chaps and cut off flannel tshirt slaps her ass at a rapid pace.

"Yo, we gonna pull a latvian sorbet on Shirley tonight?"

"If she's down, dawg."

by xFUNERALx June 22, 2008

Snorb

A creepy yeti-like thing that lives in your closet and feeds on your brains when you sleep!

Mark just got his brains eaten from that snorb in his closet!

by Squidward Testicles December 5, 2004

shorb

Someone who is at the bottom of the noob chain. Noob > Nub > Scrub > Shorb.

You're such a shorb. You wish you were a scrub but you're really a shorb.

by O'Min Shorb March 6, 2016

Getting Sorboed

a new drinking game for when people watch "Hercules: the legendary journeys." Its called Gettin Sorboed. Every time Kevin Sorbo humiliates any person or groups of persons or monsters or gods, said recipient of the humiliation is said to be "Sorboed." At this point the group of drinkers calls Sorboed, and all must drink, because like Hercules, the said drinkers are required to do their heroic duty. which is to drink when hercules lays down some whoop ass

there can be objections however, if said whoopass was not suffiecient to call the opponent "Sorboed."
examples would be when Kevin Sorbo is knocking around grunts one after one in a fight. Kevin Sorbo does this all the time, it is not grounds for beings "'Sorboed", because the target is not sufficiently important or relevant.
however, if Kevin Sorbo floors 3 or more people, that would be a sufficient Sorbo. Bonus points for "Getting Sorboed" without physical harm being delivered.

by Holycorpse January 31, 2009

strawberine sorbet

a new breed of cannabis strain. Crossing Strawberry Sorbet strain with Tangerine strain. Giving Birth to Strawberine Sorbet, fruity citrus with the sweet candy-infused flavor of strawberries.

and the cannabis aficionado indulged in the flavors and tastes of the Strawberine Sorbet joint as he blazed on a reefer watching the sun go down.

by GreenCigarCo June 15, 2019

raspberry sorbet

A sex move:

The male gives a sensual massage to his girlfriend's body using sorbolene moisturiser and in return receives a hand job with the excess lotion. Upon climax, he cums all over the woman's chest and then rubs his dick all over her. He then leans down and blows raspberries between her tits, on her chest and stomach.

Thus creating the 'raspberry sorbet'.

- motor boating is optional

"Hey man, me and my girl did the craziest raspberry sorbet last night!"

by #1 ranga January 10, 2010