sexting

the art of having sex over text. kinda like cybering but only its over text. commonly used by people who dont want other people to overhear them, but it isnt as satisfying.

jon: dude i was sexting my gf last night.

Jake: thats chill but did u remember toerase the messages? it would suck if someone read that shit

by lovebabefor April 8, 2009

Sexting

When a person texts about what they are going to do when they have sex or when they are horny..

Amy was sitting at home until her boyfriend texted her "you wanna start sexting". She said "Yea". And this what happened

Jack: First we are going to make-out for thirty minutes.
Amy: Then I'm gonna start taking off your pants.
Jack: Then, I'm gonna take off everything you got while still kissing
Amy: Then I'm gonna start sucking your big juicy dick and spit on it and suck it some more.

Jack: Once your finsh we are going to stop, make sure all our clothes are off and I go get a condom and start fucking you.

Amy:Then I will scream your name,"Jack Jack"!
Jack:Then I will say, "Pop that Pussy:.
Amy: We will be fucking for hours, until I start fingering myself.
Jack:Since, My big 10 in dick almost can't go in your pussy, I will start masturbating on your big ass boobs.
Amy:Then after a hour off me pushing, you cum on my face and lips and I suck your dick...

by thesupakid February 8, 2010

Snap Sexing

Sending nudes over snapchat.

Dude, what did i just see on your screen?

Me and Andrea are snap sexing.
Nice.

by kingdave777 December 6, 2012

sexing the soap

When getting in the shower, you notice a large hole in the soap primarily left by the preceder that most likely fucked the soap.

Fuck! Brian was sexing the soap!

by smoke weed every day6745634895 April 10, 2010

seeping dragon

An annual event on the Chinese New Year. It is when a girl spreads her asshole apart and volatile fluids (semen, blood, anal leakage, mudbutt, and other unnamed substances) seep out into the mouths of no more than 3-4 young men. After 15-20 seconds of gargling, the young men spray the fluids back at the face of the Chinese woman in an occulting manor. For professional seeping dragoners, they can ejaculate on the Chinese woman's petite knockers while spraying her face.

Woman: "Go gather no more than 2-3 of your buddies and we will go do a seeping dragon back at my place."
Man: "Aight sounds good, but you better lay out on you stomach so nothing seeps out of your asshole."

by CrippledAndBroken69 December 15, 2010

sexting

when (usually) 2 people are text messaging each other and being very descriptive of what they want to do to each other; sexually. Usually used in the sense to get each other horny for one another.

Ashlee: i want ur fat cock in my tight pussy
Greg: oh yes baby! i want ur DD tities in my mouth
Ashlee: oh my god, yes. im so horny for you right now. i just got wet.

Greg: yo i was sexting this girl last night. shes a fucking babe i even made her wet
Danny: oh shit thats hot. Can i have her number?

by justachickk May 10, 2010

Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by JC October 7, 2004