santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High

A school in North Miami with a cluster fuck of all ethnicity’s (a really bad idea). 90% of kids are addicted to weed or nic and people pop acid in class. Nobody gives a shit unless you fuck with them. If so, expect to be jumped by 15 black kids from Miami Gardens. Sunny kids make up 100% of the white population and are mostly rich or retarded (there are some good apples but that’s rare). Teachers are shit expect for Mr. Respondek, Mr. Schle, Mr. Jerger, and Chief. Football team is ass and can never win a game to save their fucking lives. At least we have Cheddah. 1/10 would not go there again.

Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High? Isint it that school that’s always on the news for fights and has shit performance?

by JuulFeen6969 March 4, 2019

Super Senior

Taking five years or more of high school. during your 5th+ year you are a Super Senior. also known as being on the five year plan

John Smith failed again, looks like heas going to be a super senior!

by Nick January 3, 2004

Senior Author Presentation

The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.

Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation”
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”

by hodiedodie April 18, 2010

Sector 7-G

Used to describe a location where operations rarely go according to plan.

Origin:
The Simpsons - Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Homer Simpson is head of Sector 7-G, the plant safety division.

The hotel in 'Faulty Towers' could be discribed as Sector 7-G

My house could be discribed as Sector 7-G, as cleaning operations never get done when they should.

The company i work for could be discribed as Sector 7-G etc.

"I work in Sector 7-G of *company name*"

by smackthepony June 19, 2010

santorectum

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011

senor salsa

The bringer of the burning pain in in your behind, after eating spicy food.
Also called afteburner.

"Oh man. Did I get a visit from Senor Salsa in the morning"

by Kyynikko October 24, 2007