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Senatoritis

When a U.S. Senator goes to Washington DC. and has become part of the establishment which he/she fought hard against before being elected.
When candidates frequently state one thing in the campaign and then compromises once they become part of the Washington club, they have been infected with Senatoritis.
by trilliumland February 23, 2011
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Senator Yoda

A little green midget. He loves to run over kids in his 2001 Honda Civic. He also loves doing obscene amounts of ketamine and using racial slurs towards Minorities. He was arrested in 2019 for performing a mass shooting at the Los Angeles convention center. In prison, Yoda gravely injured his penis with a rock in an attempt to get himself off. Recently though, he has become the senator of Iowa. He said that "eliminate all undesirables, I will".
Person one: have you heard what senator Yoda did the other day?
Person two: yeah, those Furries didn't stand a chance.
by PonianYoutube June 22, 2022
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Senator John Kerry

One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.
Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.

Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.

Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women

Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.

Statement: I will bring our boys home

Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.
by John Edwards, Kerry's Lover October 21, 2004
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Senator Nuance

The less-than-enthralling John Kerry.
Senator Nuance and his running-mate, the Breck Girl, are coming to town.
by David G. Epstein August 9, 2004
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roman senator

The roman senator is a synonomous with male pattern baldness. So named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. There is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. There is no widow's peak in front either, it has completely succumbed to baldness. Most closely related to the cul-de-sac.
George Costanza, of the TV show Seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.
by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009
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Senator King

One of the men involved in a government (gay orgy)
Senator King took it like a champ last night in the government.
by Anonymous7697 December 8, 2017
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Senator Flood

A person who is so fashionable but secretly ripped
He is a Senator Flood
by Citadel99 June 6, 2018
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