Taylor: I fucked him!
Amanda: Wait, I've fucked him before!
Taylor: That makes us semen sisters!
Amanda: YAY!
Amanda: Wait, I've fucked him before!
Taylor: That makes us semen sisters!
Amanda: YAY!
by aztjsummer June 16, 2011
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by Dick Hertz From Holdin October 27, 2008
Get the Semenetz mug.Semen Blaster (n.)
1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise
Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise
Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
1 (Positive Context):
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.
2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.
2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.
by Jake Dikshit August 12, 2012
Get the Semen Blaster mug.A curious disorder predominantly affecting the male gender that when their wife, girlfriend or mother is under the same roof or within yelling distance they suddenly become incapable of finding any of their own or shared belongings. Such as keys, remote controls, phones, chargers etc.
When Selective Finding Disorder (SFD) hits, this man is easily upset often resulting in child like temper tantrums that commonly engage an entire household in a frantic search to find this lost item. Most often finally being found in the SFD patients own pocket or right in front of his temporarily blinded eyes!
Note: Often associated with selective hearing
When Selective Finding Disorder (SFD) hits, this man is easily upset often resulting in child like temper tantrums that commonly engage an entire household in a frantic search to find this lost item. Most often finally being found in the SFD patients own pocket or right in front of his temporarily blinded eyes!
Note: Often associated with selective hearing
As DUDE leaves for work and quickly returns to the house yelling and screaming...
DUDE: Baby!!! Where are my keys?? I can't find them anywhere
BABY: Check your pockets!
DUDE: I Did... common help me find them
BABY: If I have to get up and look for you because of your Selective Finding Disorder and they end up
being in your pocket you are making dinner tonight!
DUDE: Baby!!! Where are my keys?? I can't find them anywhere
BABY: Check your pockets!
DUDE: I Did... common help me find them
BABY: If I have to get up and look for you because of your Selective Finding Disorder and they end up
being in your pocket you are making dinner tonight!
by Why Didn't I think Of That May 21, 2016
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Get the Sexy Semen mug.The dominant partner in a gay male on male romantic relationship in Japanese yaoi anime and manga, doujinshi and fanfiction. The seme is said to 'top' his uke. The seme is often (but not always) the older of the two/ more serious/ dark/ mysterious and more 'handsome' than 'cute'.
In the shonen-ai anime Gravitation, the mysterious Eiri Yuki is the seme over the pink-haired Shuichi Shindo.
In Sensitive Pornograph Sono Hanasaki has a seme (Seiji Yamada) a whole ten years younger than himself.
In Sensitive Pornograph Sono Hanasaki has a seme (Seiji Yamada) a whole ten years younger than himself.
by Su-chan January 11, 2009
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