1) A person who is selfish and behaves like an idiot
2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
Steven is a selfish wanker. He sent his girlfriend out to the strip club with his mates so that he could stay in and abuse himself alone.
by MagickDio September 4, 2010
Get the Selfish Wankermug. a British based Art-Punk band, the group was originally led by 2 members, the rather androgynous lead singer Martin Tomlinson, and guitarist Patrick Constable but the group has now has a Bassist and Drummer. The group are known for rather offensive song titles and lyrics, and shouldn't be really taken seriously.
by KDB November 11, 2006
Get the selfish cuntmug. when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)
rob: yo john wats today
john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday
rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday
rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010
Get the selfish smartnessmug. It doesn't matter the race, creed, orientation, or gender of the other person, as long as I get off.
Nick's such a selfish sexual, he didn't know the guys name this morning, or the girls name last night.
by Hotsouce November 10, 2018
Get the selfish sexualmug. Bryan E. Velez,
A man who only give a fuck about him self , Bring all his drama to a new relationship, wail lying to his baby mother who he live with. Afraid he will loss everything ask the new girl AKA the love of his life to cover for him... dirty ass loser
A man who only give a fuck about him self , Bring all his drama to a new relationship, wail lying to his baby mother who he live with. Afraid he will loss everything ask the new girl AKA the love of his life to cover for him... dirty ass loser
Him, You my soul-mate the love of my life..
Me, prove it to me ...
Him, I cant wrong timing baby,
Me, You are one selfish man
Me, prove it to me ...
Him, I cant wrong timing baby,
Me, You are one selfish man
by The new girl =) January 16, 2014
Get the selfish manmug. by 702Karma666 April 6, 2020
Get the Selfish Cuntmug. When you're doing her on top and she has her legs under you and just as you jizz, she goes "KIAT" and flips you over her and onto the floor upside down. Your jizz travels down to pool on your face.
I was having makeup sex with my girl last night when she suddenly flipped me over at the moment of climax and I ended up doing a selfish snowball, I guess she's still mad.
by DJFckFace July 13, 2023
Get the Selfish Snowballmug.