by Swaggy surpeme March 1, 2022
Get the Searsmug. He is the type of guy that’s a master of every craft. On a scale of 1-10 you’d find him breaking the scale every single time (he is just too good).
He is a polymath who is academically inclined, philosophical, poetic, romantic, emotionally intelligent, immensely disciplined and principled & on the other hand, he is an assassin of a martial artist; being a master of 8 martial arts, and fluent in 5 languages—yet he has the softest heart you have ever encountered.
If you had the honor of being noticed by him for even an instant, you’ve won the biggest lottery & if he has spoken to you, then you have hit the jackpot.
He is a polymath who is academically inclined, philosophical, poetic, romantic, emotionally intelligent, immensely disciplined and principled & on the other hand, he is an assassin of a martial artist; being a master of 8 martial arts, and fluent in 5 languages—yet he has the softest heart you have ever encountered.
If you had the honor of being noticed by him for even an instant, you’ve won the biggest lottery & if he has spoken to you, then you have hit the jackpot.
Girl 1: Hey did Sear ask you out?
Girl 2: No! But he said if he found me virtuous he would consider courting me… what a rare man 🫦
Girl 2: No! But he said if he found me virtuous he would consider courting me… what a rare man 🫦
by Marie-Anne December 30, 2022
Get the Searmug. 
Da infamously-unreliable outboard 60's/'70's-era outboard motor from da first major "fixed prices" store --- it really "sears" your temper when you get putt-putted far out into da bay and then your prop-engine quits on you, and thus you are then obliged to "row back" all da way to da dock again!
It may indeed cost less to buy a Sears Rowback for your punt than a number of other manufacturer's outboards, but you will do well to make sure you bring a good pair of oars along in your boat --- further explanation unnecessary!
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
Get the Sears Rowbackmug. to be humiliated by a witty retort in front of one's cohorts; to get served. Pronounced: paaan-theeeared.
by anonymous3000 October 12, 2007
Get the pan-searedmug. A company that Eddie Lambert is trying to buy, probably for illegitimate reasons, out of bankruptcy.
by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 10, 2019
Get the Searsmug. 