Carl Bomb Surprise

When one defecates in a tube sock, and then hits another with it in the face while they are sleeping or passed out.

Ashley was passed out on the couch and I woke her up with sloppy "Carl Bomb Surprise."

by steam1234 July 8, 2010

Apple Pie Surprise

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything

Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf

by That 1 other guy May 6, 2009

Surprise Chef

When a girl sneaks up behind you, reaches around and starts giving you a wristy!

The definition comes from the Aussie TV show - The Surprise Chef - hosted by Aristof (A wrist off)

I was drying myself off after a shower and Karen came up from behind and gave me a 'surprise chef'!!

by Asmitty January 13, 2009

Surprise Titties

When a woman's breast look small when she is wearing clothing; however, when she removes her shirt they are surprisingly large.

I thought Sarah had small boobs..but dude, she has surprise titties.

by smoothpuma March 17, 2010

Ovaltine Surprise

During the act of analingus, the recipient of the act releases explosive diarrhea onto the givers face without prior notice.

I didn't think salad tossing could get any better, but last night when you gave me that ovaltine surprise, it really made my dick rock hard.

by iamxander November 7, 2010

Canadian Surprise

Sex in the reverse cowgirl position while eating a Tim Horton’s doughnut, but SURPRISE, it’s cream filled. Just like you.

I was telling my discord moms about how I got the ol’ Canadian surprise last night.

by Discordmom December 11, 2019

Arizona Surprise

An Arizona Surprise is when you piss in an Arizona bottle and give it to someone to drink. Preferably a person who enjoys Arizona Green Tea.

William: "Ay let's prank that Asian kid over there"
Austin: "Yo grab that Arizona bottle and make an Arizona Surprise"
William: "Ight"

by Whyliam March 22, 2020