Shumphser

A Shumphser is Used to Describe A moist Surface That isn’t made of Wood and hasn’t been wettened

Daimon:Damn Chris that surface sure was a Shumphser ,damn, it was to moist to eat on

Chris : wtf are you on a bout and what is a Shumphser

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

scumpasexual

Your name is most likely Luis
You are sexually attracted to douchebags and jocks
You have a foot fetish

Luis is a scumpasexual

by Listy September 26, 2023

Bunt Scump

A bunt scump is when you and a friend go for a high 5 OR a fist bump but the other person misinterprets it and does the opposite greeting and halfway through, you both switch and someone ends up with their hand wrapped around someone’s fist. A regular scump is when it happens but without either person switching.

Man, I thought James was going for a high 5 but I threw a fist bump and switched it at the last second but alas, James switched his hand to a fist and I ended up just grabbing his fist. We really did a bunt scump out in public.

by Anthem was bad January 9, 2023

scumpany

a company that is viewed by the public as having scummy ways.

John Paul DuZines Tiger Designs is a massive scumpany.
Why?
They made me pay for $80 for 60g overweight handlugage.
Scumpany.
Mass scump!

by PW11LY February 13, 2010

Scumper

A Scumbag who wants to take all your money or belongings.

That Scumper jabbed me for 1 million Rupiah at the currency exchange.

by Bali Cat July 5, 2012

scumple

a dumb person who is worst then scum because they are a scummy apple

"that cody is a scumple!"
"a what??"
" A SCUMMY APPLE!"

by laura warn June 13, 2008

Scump

Another word for a spud or someone who’s an absolute knob and doesn’t know what they’re doing

Oh Cian , your such a scump why did you shoot my dog

by David beardsworth August 29, 2019